Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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