well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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