You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize