it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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