My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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