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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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