Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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