I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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