Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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