I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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