I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He did a backflip because drugs
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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