Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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