dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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