Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
