Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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