we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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