I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Randomize