carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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