That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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