everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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