Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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