Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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