Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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