I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
This is my gift to your gina
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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