and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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