the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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