that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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