I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I smell stomach acid.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The feeling are messing with the penis
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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