So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
how do flat chested girls get laid?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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