We're like a lot better than the average bears
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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