What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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