my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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