He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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