do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
