absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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