Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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