oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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