Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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