Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
