Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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my being single is dangerous.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Shame - the story of my life.
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