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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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