I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
