I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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