capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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