Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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