If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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