Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Did you pee in the oven last night??
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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