My brain says no but my pants say off.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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