why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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