I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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