Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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