I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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