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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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