dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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